#11. RATSO RUNS AWAY
A tall blond man was walking his rat in the Park. On a leash, so what could anybody say?
Except when he took out a .38 special and started killing pigeons so his rat could eat.
The cops came, took him to the psych ward at Bellevue.
But the rat got away and now lives under the big tree at the Park’s west end.
He’s been organizing the other rats.
Someday soon they’re going to rumble with the pigeons.
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