#4 POWER FANTASY

A bald man on an e-scooter zips through the park at 20 mph, scattering people like bowling pins.

What an ass. I try to zap his battery with my steely-eyed glare. Alas, no superpowers.

But just then he swerves to avoid a wheelchair, bounces off a lamp post, and is launched into the fountain pool. Battery sizzles, and so does he.