#5. CHICK MAGNET

 

#5. CHICK MAGNET 

 A man stepped out of his jeans and into her heart. 

He held them up for sale and attracted a crowd. No buyers. He put them back on. 

She sidled up and offered a dollar just to help. 

             “Hey lady, I don’t need money. 

              I just do this to meet chicks.”

His teeth flashed white, and in their glare, she saw perdition. 

But she went home with him anyway.