#68. DOG RUN ITALIAN STYLE
Enzo the Italian Greyhound stays in one half of the run for small dogs. Aloof in his tan, one-piece, full-body BonGoof Space X suit, with a hood, velcro ties around the paws, a pouch on his side to hold…what? Cigarettes? He is Italian, you know.
From the other half of the dog run appear tiny bundles of brown, white, and black energy.
Labradoodle: “C’mon Enzo run with us.”
Enzo: “Perche? Voglio la palla.”
Corgi: “What’d he bloody well say, mate?”
Poodle: “I zink he zay, I want ze ball.”
Suddenly an owner throws a ball. In a flash of beige Italian style, Enzo stretches out his greyhound legs. There is no contest.
He trots back with the ball, drops it with a bored sigh, lights up una sigareta.
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